Someone call Jack Sparrow, because this Sea Captain looks like he's been making out with the Kraken! And he's not the first man to end up with a squid beard. Legend has it, if you wear these socks into the ocean you slowly start to turn into a Cephalopod. While that may come in handy for multitasking, I don't think it would go over too well with the ladies. 57% cotton, 41% polyester, 2% spandex. Fits men's shoe 7-13.